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Free eBook Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me (A Chelsea Handler Book/Borderline Amazing Publishing) download ISBN: 0446584703
Author: Chelsea Handler
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing; Reprint edition (April 3, 2012)
Language: English
Pages: 304
Category: Humour and Entertainment
Subcategory: Humor
Size MP3: 1659 mb
Size FLAC: 1356 mb
Rating: 4.1
Format: azw mbr lit lrf


Chelsea Handler loves to play elaborate practical jokes on her family and friends that are often deliciously malevolent and always hilarious. Publication Date: May 10, 2011. Sold by: Hachette Book Group.

Chelsea Handler loves to play elaborate practical jokes on her family and friends that are often deliciously malevolent and always hilarious. Now a number of her victims are getting their day to fight back in her new book. AOL Pop Eater Nicki Gostin. Chelsea Handler: Keys To A Multimedia Empire NPR- All Things Considered np. -empire -Chelsea Handler: Keys To A Multimedia Empire.

Lies that Chelsea told me interested me so much because of the combination of love, loyalty, and dirty tricks Chelsea plays on people.

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Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me is the fourth book by American comedian Chelsea Handler that was published in May 2011. This book was a part of a three book deal Handler signed in November 2010. The book was followed by a "Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me" Tour, on which Handler was accompanied by the Comedians of Chelsea Lately. The book consists of humorous essays written by Handler's coworkers and family members about lies and pranks Handler has pulled on them.

Home Chelsea Handler Lies That Chelsea Handler Told M. Chelsea and me in Anguilla last Christmas. As with any volatile primate, you can never tell when she’ll attack, but through years of experience and close observation I have concluded that she is most dangerous when she’s bored or has a little free time and is looking to entertain herself. Now I understand why they put toys in monkey cages. You want to keep them busy so they have no time for mischief. It’s obviously something you wrote, because I don’t recall telling her I had an extra three grand lying around to pay for her dress!

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Jan 22, 2012 suzannarama rated it did not like it. Shelves: audiobooks. The book starts out well enough (despite the obvious cop-out of not actually having been written by Chelsea Handler) with several charming stories that illustrate what a twisted, brilliant liar can do with carte-blanche to fuck with her loved ones. Each story is more purposeful than the next, however, so by the midpoint of the book, they're really just war stories about hanging out with Chelsea, with the occasional white lie to a waiter thrown in to keep things technically on theme.

The one thing she hates more than anything in life is a liar, and yet Chelsea lies more than anyone else.

The one thing she hates more than anything in life is a liar, and yet Chelsea lies more than anyone else thy Griffin’s pubes. No, we’re talking about emotionally crippling lies. If she sees your weakness, she pounces. In fact, that’s really the underlying premise of this book. The back cover doesn’t say it, but it should read, Here’s the deal, Chelsea Handler mercilessly fucks with those around her. They all just have to take it, and here are some of their pathetic stories.

Lies Chelsea Handler Told Me, i didnt read the kindle addition. I like the real hard cover books, no kindle for this girl. Chelsea Handler - Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang her books are a great escape from reality and make for great laughs. Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me is a book written by all the people she has lied to. It's a funny book, but not as great as her first three. Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me - Chelsea's Family, Friends & Other Victims. Discover ideas about Look At You. Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me (Unabridged) - Chelsea’s.

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"My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate."--Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang It's no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness," the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers--they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.
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Ariseym
Couldn't put this book down and re-read several times.
Chelsea Handler is endearingly hilarious on the outside. She laughs at herself, most importantly.
I saw a YouTube vid of her entitled Russell Brand DESTROYS Chelsea Handler.
The odd things about that title was that Brand was the one who got " DESTROYED. " Men like to throw around the term " destroyed "because the idea of that power and ability to crush things excites them. That's why we have war.
Anyhoo.
That was my one viewing of Chelsea live and I thought she was great.
And I thought Brand's hair did look a lot like Amy Winehouses in that YouTube video.
Totally digressed.
Lies that Chelsea told me interested me so much because of the combination of love, loyalty, and dirty tricks Chelsea plays on people.
The irreverence. Sending the Cable executive, Mr.Falcon, the email requests to meet for lunch to exchange ideas on the Mid East ? Priceless. That was one of my favorite stories.

I did think it was really mean to damage a Chelsea Live producer's ballsack by giving him wedgies.
The stories of her assistant's OCD and of her brother Ray being egged on to commit ridiculous acts had me in tears. There's a joke that she engineers between her brother and one of her assistants that me laugh till I peed.
Best of all is that her victims can joke about it.
Puchock
Cute book. It definitely had a lot of funny moments in it. This book is written by Chelsea's friends, work colleagues, and family who have a lot of random interesting tales of her hilarious comedic pranks. It's interesting to see how she is viewed by her stylists, family members, and professional staff on the show. Seems like she is always trying to get a laugh in somewhere, even at the expense of other people. She does seem to treat her staff very well, she is generous with her money, and I think that that's very kind of her--you will see that as well in the book.
The first chapter was a real bore for me, actually. It didn't really make a ton of sense and was very difficult to follow. The author in the chapter was always skipping topics and subjects, and going right into a totally different subject. A lot of bouncing around, as if he/she couldn't really focus on one plot or storyline. But I did love the other chapters. Chunk's chapter at the end of the book was cute and endearing, but also unnecessary as Chunk is her dog.
This book made it interesting to see how she is viewed by people, her staff and crew especially, and I thought it was very wise of her to include candid photos of her and the crew, or even strange and silly photos of them all together all throughout the book. The photos (were not in color in the version that I had purchased), were definitely a great addition.
But just remember, as I've said on here before sometimes the Amazon prices on here for her books are pretty ridiculous. I find most of her rotating books (never read by anyone totally new), at my local Barnes and Nobles, and they are always selling for less than 5.00 each, for a new book. So that may be cheaper for you avid readers out there, also I think it will be the last Chelsea book that I buy from Amazon, because like I said, at my local B&N I can get them much much more cheaper than they sell her books on here for.
Sataxe
Delighted with this book. Chelsea Handler always makes me laugh and listening to her read her own book brings a whole new element to it. This particular book is about all of the ridiculous lies that Chelsea tells to her friends, coworkers, significant others and all of those who are dumb enough to believe her. Most all of her books are definitely for adults only!
DarK-LiGht
I am a HUGE Chelsea Handler fan and have read all of her books. I was excited to read this book about Chelsea and her crazy antics and for the most part it kept me fairly entertained. The problem with having a compilation of stories from different people is that some people are just better writers than others. Some of the comedians that are really funny on her show just didn't deliver when it came to getting their jokes across on paper. I think that being funny while writing is a real talent and unfortunately not everyone has that talent. So some chapters are super funny and some just made me cringe. Overall, it does give great insight into who Chelsea is and all the torment she puts her friends and family through! The highlights for me were the chapters written by Chelsea's siblings. Their chapters were actually funnier than the ones written by her staff, which surprised me. And of course the absolute funniest parts of the book are the short commentaries that Chelsea writes at the end of each chapter! Loved it! I would totally recommend it, but just know going in that it will not be as hilarious as a Chelsea original.
Cerar
I said in my review for "Horizontal Life," that I would have loved to be friends with Chelsea Handler while in my twenties, but prefer to read about her from a distance now. This book is verification. Anecdote after anecdote of lies and deceptions, although funny, make me think she would have made me cry, given me ulcers, and who knows what else. Reading the stories though: pretty funny.

Some of the people obviously had help with the writing and that's more or less acknowledged, but it's for the better. Chelsea sounds like a loving and giving friend who delights in torturing people. Some of her pranks really ARE mean, but it sounds like she takes people on vacations to exotic locations, and so that might help compensate. :)

Light and entertaining. A good reader when you don't want to think too hard and would prefer to read the Machiavellian scheming of a diabolical mind.